[Game] Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted

[Deb]

Make a wish and have it corrupted.

Here's how it works:

I wish I could feel love.

Granted, but you feel it for a potato.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you are now a small bird.

I wish dinosaurs still existed.

And it goes on. Your goal is to make the previous person's wish go terribly wrong, and then make a wish afterwards.
There's no way to "win", it's just a fun game [27]
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I wish I was a bit taller [18]

 

[kktwojingle]

wish granted but everything else shrunk now your a giant

i wish i have a million cakes

 

[__TARDIS__]

wish granted you now suffocating in cakes





i wish i had a stick

 

[kktwojingle]

wish granted but the stick rotted

i wish i had a hat

 

[cuppaginger]

Wish granted but the hat is too small to wear.

I wish I had a better computer

 

[Deb]

Granted, but your computer is so advanced that it develops a mind of its own and goes off to live independently.

I wish I looked great in my license and ID photos.

 

[ChefCoast]

Granted but they keep screwing up your name and info on the license and never seem to get it right. (Even get the state wrong)

I wish I was a highly knowledgeable chef.

 

[kktwojingle]

wish granted but you chefyness was to much to handle so you exploaded

i wish i never had to sleep so i can play forever

 

[johnnywaffles123]

Wish granted, But the insomnia makes you go mad.

I wish I was diamond in league of legends.

 

[cuppaginger]

Granted but everyone else quit playing [21] [43]

I wish I had a cat

 

[johnnywaffles123]

Wish Granted, but the cat smells bad, is super ugly, and not litter box trained. It's annoying and it doesn't stop meowing.

I wish that June 3rd would come faster :^

 

[cuppaginger]

Wish granted, June 3rd arrives early but there are no new Tegan and Sara albums to buy, the album has been cancelled. They have left the music world to make a line of ugly cat apparel.

I wish I could sleep...

 

[kktwojingle]

wish granted but you never wake up

i wish i had the best computer in the world

 

[johnnywaffles123]

(Tegan and Sara already sell ugly cat apparel)
Wish granted, but it cannot connect to the internet.
I wish my fish could talk to me.

 

[Deb]

Wish granted, but you were turned into a fish for this to be possible.

I wish this wish that I am wishing didn't become corrupt.

 

[kktwojingle]

wish granted but you died before you could celabrate

i wish i had a castle

 

[Th3D0ctor]

Wish Granted, but it is haunted by a baby monkey missing his left paw.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

 

[kktwojingle]

wish granted but you cant see or hear so theirs nothing to use you memory on

i wish i had some lasagna and bread rolls [40]

 

[cuppaginger]

Wish granted but they are old and moldy [38] so sad (Not the lasagna! Say it ain't so!)

I wish I could find matching socks

 

[RaveLuth]

Wish granted but you have no feet or hands..... or arm/leg stumps, i know you, you would put them on your stumps.

I wish it was yesterday.